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KIDS THESE DAYS.

Posted by DJJ-asshole Sep. 1, 2009 @ 6:47 PM EDT

http://sheezyart.com/art/view/2139455/

A TRUE EPIC SUPER AWESOME story about something that happened a few days ago.

Don't worry, the movie is shit because the graphics don't matter, I JUST WANT TO SHOW YOU THE KIDS THESE DAYS QUICKLY.

Obviously it's me on the train. Yea.

Also, let's take this chance to talk about my upcoming studies.
On the 10th of september, I'm going to do an examination to see if I'm fit enough for this animation school called KASK. There will be an interview and a practical examination. I sure hope I do pass... It's the best school for animation in Belgium. I worked really hard, and I've always wanted to do something with drawing when I was a kid.

*Hopes the judges of the school read this*

On the other hand, I'm working hard to make up for not sending any flashes anymore to Newgrounds. It's a movie called "Neonlights" (if it the title isn't taken already, that is).
I made it because a friend wanted me to make a clip for his song. It's going to be bad-ass, or at least I hope people think that.
Check out the one little screenshot I made (sorry, the flash is really short right now).

Not going to spill the story, but keep tracking my logs for more information!

Updated: 09/01/09 7:47 PM Log in to comment! | Share this!

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Sep. 1, 2009 | 6:59 PM Djelos says:

how is the no fap september goin' for ya?

Sep. 1, 2009 | 7:07 PM DJJ-asshole responds:

Hey, it's kids were talking about, not the unmasturbationing of me.

DO YOU REALLY THINK A HUMAN COULD POSSIBLY SURVIVE WITH 2 MONTHS OF NOT MASTURBATING IN A YEAR?

Hey, you know that I'm a guy, right?

Updated: Sep. 1, 2009, 7:17 PM

Sep. 1, 2009 | 7:14 PM Djelos says:

Well its kinda easy to figure it out with the ecchi and masturbationless march...anyways im going for september since i lost march on day 1

Sep. 1, 2009 | 7:17 PM DJJ-asshole responds:

Good luck, let me help you with your quest by not PMing porn links to you.

Also, I said that guy thing because I wanted to make clear that I cannot survive 2 months in a year.

Updated: Sep. 1, 2009, 7:18 PM

Sep. 1, 2009 | 7:36 PM TheMexicanMuffinMan says:

Why the hell would you animate that? Was that supposed to be serious?
Was it supposed to have some deep meaning about today's youth? Because it didn't.

Sep. 1, 2009 | 7:37 PM DJJ-asshole responds:

Not really, I was bored and every time I remember that kid's face, and what happened I needed to laugh. Let's say it's a movie to remember that day <3.

Sep. 1, 2009 | 8:58 PM SciutoAV says:

sh...she...SHEEZY ART?!

Sep. 2, 2009 | 3:45 AM DJJ-asshole responds:

I know, but I merely use it as a host for my files. Nothing else.

Sep. 1, 2009 | 9:17 PM Save-A-Seal says:

So true. For some reason a lot of people act like that, but when you stare them down, almost asking "why?", they look like idiots, and usually have a fellow bro to back them up.

Sep. 2, 2009 | 5:48 AM DJJ-asshole responds:

Well yea.
I was looking outside, because that's what you do when you're on a train...
Then the train stopped, I kept looking at the same spot, too bad there's a kid of 15 sitting on the spot I was looking at.

For some reason, the kid felt intimidated or I don't know what the hell he was thinking, then he stuck up his middle finger.

I was like: What are you trying to prove...? So I kept staring at him.
After that staring, I think he felt uncomfortable so he looked the other way.

Lol.

Sep. 1, 2009 | 10:44 PM TheRadicalOne says:

You should submit that movie to NG, because that is the most real flash ever.

Sep. 2, 2009 | 3:44 AM DJJ-asshole responds:

Nah, it's crap.

Sep. 1, 2009 | 11:04 PM DerfLlennod says:

not too sure. but whenever you are done with your unmasturbating. here is an absolutely hilarious manga about a guy who has the demon that causes the apocalypse accidentaly getting sealed into one of his balls and he can't masturbate for an entire month or he will unleash her. it is called "my balls"
other than that hope you get into the school. good luck

Sep. 2, 2009 | 3:45 AM DJJ-asshole responds:

Omg omg omg. That's relevant to my interests.

Sep. 1, 2009 | 11:19 PM Spite says:

Haha! I liked it

Sep. 2, 2009 | 5:56 AM DJJ-asshole responds:

Thanks =')

Sep. 2, 2009 | 5:22 AM mongoid says:

Good luck with KASK. :-)

Sep. 2, 2009 | 5:56 AM DJJ-asshole responds:

Thanks man, kind of nervous for the examination.

Sep. 2, 2009 | 10:02 AM theshyster says:

xD....I can survive about... a week without masturbation. And I'm 16 (so I would guess that's not a very good time). My personal record is about 8 times in six hours. Yours? :D

Sep. 2, 2009 | 12:55 PM DJJ-asshole responds:

I won't tell my record because it'll only turn you on, so it will ruin your September record. Also you already know I would win when it comes to ___ times an hour, so there's no need to tell.