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THIS IS WHY TWITTER IS INTERESTING?

Posted by DJJ-asshole Oct. 18, 2009 @ 3:02 PM EDT

http://twitter.com/Rethardus
EDIT:God damn, CLICK ON IT and READ before commenting. Better change the title for all you illiterates out there

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Updated: 10/18/09 4:27 PM Log in to comment! | Share this!

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Oct. 18, 2009 | 3:03 PM Apolik says:

Ill be your friend

Oct. 18, 2009 | 3:08 PM Ninja-Seagull says:

and nobody cares. ;)

Oct. 18, 2009 | 3:13 PM DJJ-asshole responds:

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T SEEN MY 13.1 CM DUMP YOU PRICK.

By the way, if you didn't actually read -probably-: I wasn't slightly serious about this Twitter.

Updated: Oct. 18, 2009, 3:15 PM

Oct. 18, 2009 | 3:36 PM Vert says:

Fun

Oct. 18, 2009 | 3:37 PM EvilSeed says:

I really don't understand waht is the big deal with twitter.... all of a sudden it became popular but doesn't really do anything new or original.... i don't get it...

Oct. 18, 2009 | 4:11 PM DJJ-asshole responds:

Me neither... That's why I made it...

Just read it people...

Oct. 18, 2009 | 3:37 PM Mogot says:

thats because you like anime!

Oct. 18, 2009 | 4:14 PM DJJ-asshole responds:

So I assume you must be the most popular guy in town ay =D.

Oct. 18, 2009 | 3:56 PM dastroyer says:

Aw, poor dude... I could be your friend but don't got Twitter =/
Say, you really from Belgium?

Oct. 18, 2009 | 4:11 PM DJJ-asshole responds:

I wasn't being serious, go read the page.

Yes, I'm from Belgium.

Oct. 18, 2009 | 4:06 PM D42 says:

ill be your friend aswell :D

Oct. 18, 2009 | 4:20 PM rtil says:

2 years from now everyone will wonder why twitter was popular

i can't wait for that

Oct. 18, 2009 | 4:27 PM DJJ-asshole responds:

You know this is my troll account right?

Oct. 18, 2009 | 4:58 PM VidGameDude says:

i agree with the comment above mine

twitter is just plain useless

Oct. 18, 2009 | 5:33 PM lenkobiscuit says:

1. twitter
2. interesting

pick one

Oct. 18, 2009 | 5:43 PM gunslingr19 says:

im tempted to follow you just cuz it made me laugh

Oct. 18, 2009 | 6:08 PM Psycho-Pickle says:

Irony and wit.

I love it.

Following.

Oct. 18, 2009 | 8:26 PM EvilSeed says:

"Just read it people..."

Yes, i read it, that's why i'm saying that.... i understand your point....

Oct. 19, 2009 | 1:53 PM DJJ-asshole responds:

GOOD. Now gimme a hug bro.

Oct. 18, 2009 | 9:29 PM Deathbybible says:

Damn. Never liked twitter. Seen too many good men just sit and rot at their PC's.

I mean, look at the last comment. He MEASURED his own fecies to 13.1cm.

And its not like he looked at it and infered 13 cm, no he went to the next decimal place! he physicaly must have had to got excited enough about his massive poop, that he TOOK IT OUT OF THE TOILET, ran to grab a meter stick, and measured it to the most accute of accurasies!
what the hell man!

I gotta tweet about this!!!

(im jokin about the tweet part.)

Oct. 18, 2009 | 10:07 PM megaman4327 says:

ehhhh...not to judge but i never liked twitter :/ its so like copy cat or some thing it gets me lost a bit like face book,myspace are copyign i guess :x
and then other chat sites do the same thing so i guessing even if twitter gets better myspace,and face book will do the same thing and maybe some other chit-chat sites ;o

Oct. 18, 2009 | 11:32 PM sir5000 says:

I like how the guy is tweeting about the slightest of details...

Oct. 19, 2009 | 1:02 AM blackduckie says:

Was the original title "Be my friend on Twitter" or something?

Oct. 19, 2009 | 1:44 PM DJJ-asshole responds:

It was, till I realized that people don't like to read.

Actually I've realized that for a long time, but I forgot that I was on Newgrounds.

Oct. 19, 2009 | 1:04 AM kibas-cool says:

is this your fake account that you use for trolling? have fun with your 13 centimeter dumps

Oct. 19, 2009 | 11:09 AM MindChamber says:

An Uninteresting Twitter user posts about how uninteresting twitter is since one one is interested in viewing his troll twitter page to begin with.

OH THE IRONY.